What is a Dirt Squirrel?

You are! Remember that time you scampered home mid-day looking disheveled and covered in unspeakable things or that time you showed your family jewels and hugged the toilet for a couple of hours after too much chardonnay? It was very becoming.

What are the waist sizes of your underwear?

Our products currently come in North American sizes small, medium, large and x-large and are meant to be form-fitting. Lets break that down even further:

Small: 28-30 inch waist

Medium: 31-33 inch waist

Large: 34-36 inch waist

XL: 37-39 inch waist

Customer Service Philosophy

Our philosophy is that the customer isn’t always right. But, neither are we. So let’s talk about it.

What currency is everything listed in?

All of our products are listed and charged in Canadian dollars. Check your local exchange rate, Dirt Squirrel. As of right now if don’t know what a “loonie” is, we are being extra gen++ in the currency department. You may want to grab more!

Do you do returns or exchanges?

Would you buy from us if you knew there was some possibility that some stranger’s nuts were in your underwear before yours were? Some of you might (and it’s okay), but that’s just you. For the majority of people, fresh trumps funky, so for that reason we do not do returns and exchanges on underwear and lounge-wear. In the unlikely event that we send you an incorrect order, or there is a manufacturer’s defect on the underwear, we will throw that rule out the window.

If you managed to snag a top or bottom outside of our underwear category and wish to receive a different size or a credit, please email us at info@dirtsquirrel.ca to start the process. Dirt Squirrel is not responsible for any return shipping charges.

How do you ship orders?

All of our products are currently shipped through Canada Post and processing of your order takes approximately 2-3 business days from date of purchase.

There are several delivery options available at checkout based on your shipping needs.

What is the cost of shipping?

Orders are totaled at check out and shipping costs are calculated by Canada Post based on weight and location.

All Canadian and US orders $100 and above (before tax) qualify for FREE shipping.

Do you ship outside of Canada and the US?

Of course! Dirt Squirrel now ships worldwide – join the revolution and check out what we’re wearing.

Where can I buy Dirt Squirrel underwear?

Just here for now, so go grab daddy’s plastic.

How do I become an official Dirt Squirrel retailer?

For any serious business inquiries please feel free to contact us at info@dirtsquirrel.ca